"...Is George Bush purely evil? Of course not. And that's what's so evil about him! He doesn't twirl a moustache and smirk and cackle...well, he doesn't twirl a moustache.

He's like the Peanuts character PigPen. Wherever he goes, he stirs up such a humongous mess, it can only be cleaned up by Halliburton. But he is not pure evil, because evil is a chain.

Did any one person doom New Orleans? No. It's a chain: people vote for a corrupt leader, a corrupt leader puts unqualified cronies in high places, and when those cronies fuck up, evil gets done.

The devil didn't fly up from hell and knock a hole in that levy. The levy just didn't get built because the money for it went to rich people's tax cuts and pork projects and corporate welfare.

Evil isn't Salem's Lot. It's Trent Lott.

This week an ailing American bald eagle was found to be dying from mercury poisoning. Republicans immediately tried to blame it on the eagle's lifestyle choices. But it's worth noting that also this week, the White House threatened to veto limits on mercury pollution.

Now pure evil would be if George Bush sat around the White House saying, "let's poison eagles!" And even I don't believe George Bush would do that. Cheney would do that. And even he is not pure evil. Dick Cheney doesn't hate poor children and caribou. They're just in the way.

Bottom line: some people think satan is real and some people think global warming is real. If you think stopping gays from doing it is more important than the ice caps melting, the Boogey Man is YOU."

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