So Katie Holmes is pregnant with Tom Cruise's baby.

I would never wish mental illness on anyone, but I admit I'd feel a little Schadenfreude if she got post-partum depression.

I bet Tom and Nicole's marriage probably would have ended a whole lot sooner if they had natural childbirths instead of adopting...

Anyway, Mazel Tov to the proud parents-to-be. May your brand of crazy not be genetic.