Friday, February 29, 2008
more goji berries
Labels: INAPPROPRIATE, yoga, YouTube
Thursday, August 23, 2007
lazar wolf is a fagaleh
My former assistant sent this to me. It's the most perfect musical number ever!
In other Jew news, I didn't get the JCC job, but I'm pretty OK with it. I have a meeting in the morning to discuss one of several new and very sudden opportunities at The Brewster Center with their interim ED. When one door closes, another door leads to singing puppet Jews. Or something like that.
In other Jew news, I didn't get the JCC job, but I'm pretty OK with it. I have a meeting in the morning to discuss one of several new and very sudden opportunities at The Brewster Center with their interim ED. When one door closes, another door leads to singing puppet Jews. Or something like that.
Labels: career, INAPPROPRIATE, jobs, musicals, personal
Friday, August 17, 2007
i've got a sweet tooth for licorice drops and jelly rolls...
I still don't know what to make of this conversation.
I was on the phone with my mom a little while ago. She was asking me how my interview went yesterday (not so great, I think). I appreciate her concern, but it doesn't stop with concern with her.
She's in full-on, up-all-night-agonizing mode. No matter how many times I tell her I'm fine both emotionally and financially, she tells me she's still worried.
After I reassured her for the 32nd time during our phone conversation, she finally said, "OK, unless you have a sugar daddy we don't know about."
I was taken a little by surprise and immediately responded, "I most certainly do not have a sugar daddy."
"Well if you did, we wouldn't have to worry about your bills being paid."
Wait, did my mother just suggest I ought to find me a sugar daddy?
Not knowing what else to say, I repeated the protest I made a moment earlier. My mother again repeated her insane troll logic.
When I told her I didn't want a sugar daddy, she continued to press me. Finally I said, "you clearly haven't seen the sugar daddies in Tucson." She laughed, I laughed awkwardly, and we moved on after she once again reminded me about my bills.
I think she may have actually been a little serious. I have no issues with the concept, but I'm too shallow to ever put it into practice with the crop of creepy old men that are found in Tucson.
Anyway, it's back to monster.com for me tonight.
I was on the phone with my mom a little while ago. She was asking me how my interview went yesterday (not so great, I think). I appreciate her concern, but it doesn't stop with concern with her.
She's in full-on, up-all-night-agonizing mode. No matter how many times I tell her I'm fine both emotionally and financially, she tells me she's still worried.
After I reassured her for the 32nd time during our phone conversation, she finally said, "OK, unless you have a sugar daddy we don't know about."
I was taken a little by surprise and immediately responded, "I most certainly do not have a sugar daddy."
"Well if you did, we wouldn't have to worry about your bills being paid."
Wait, did my mother just suggest I ought to find me a sugar daddy?
Not knowing what else to say, I repeated the protest I made a moment earlier. My mother again repeated her insane troll logic.
When I told her I didn't want a sugar daddy, she continued to press me. Finally I said, "you clearly haven't seen the sugar daddies in Tucson." She laughed, I laughed awkwardly, and we moved on after she once again reminded me about my bills.
I think she may have actually been a little serious. I have no issues with the concept, but I'm too shallow to ever put it into practice with the crop of creepy old men that are found in Tucson.
Anyway, it's back to monster.com for me tonight.
Labels: INAPPROPRIATE, jobs, personal
Thursday, August 16, 2007
don't be an idgit
Sunday, August 05, 2007
this combines two of my favorite things
